Tell me about YOURSELF ?

Hello,

I am Mr. R........ K.......... V.............
I was born in 19th may 1985 (officially),
i was born on 18th August 1985 (Actually ),
If you consider indian lunar calander,
i will be born on different dates every year,
So i really dont know when i was born..

I rode cycle , topped the class like everybody,
I played with toys, tyres and stones..
I played with condom n smoked woods like everybody.
At the age of 10 unlike everybody..

I wet my pants like everybody, (in my school assembly, unlike everybody)
i crapped in my shorts (never used it later) unlike everybody..
i ran everyday, played, cheered like everybody. i cried unheard unlike everybody.

I stole people's pen, books like everybody.
I stole even shirts and soaps unlike everybody.
I smiled at girls, like everybody, i never talked to them unlike everybody.

I am shy, reserved and wasted.
I think of others, keep them happy.
I act, i lie, i manage, i fail.
I fail, i run away..

I like many things, i wont tell you.
I dont really hate many things, but still i tell you.
I love, i dont share,
I share, i run away..

I laugh, i celebrate..
I think of celebrating with those i like,
I am shy, i dont call them,
u call, i run away..

I am lonely, am thronged.
Ppl like me, ppl hate.
I like ppl, i never hate..
they come close, i run away..

I browse orkut, i kill time,
I jerk at 4, i am lonely.
I smoke, i drink, i dance,
you ask me next day, i run away..

i love, i'll never tell.
i tell, i'll never show.
i show, i run away..

i sit last in the class,
i sleep, i avoid,
u form a group, i run away..

i laugh, i make u laugh.
u like me, u come close,
u call me, i run away..

i am dumb, i make mistakes,
i hurt ppl everyday.
i am afraid, i never turn back,
i turn back, i run away..

i dont think of what i want in life,
i think of what i owe to others,
i dont know where i should go,
u ask me, i run away..

i am a book closed and kept.
with all pages inside unbinded and dirty.
U see me from outside, like the book i look pretty.
U open it, i fly away. Like the unbinded pages, i fly away..